Well, Monday saw us leaving for a hotel near the airport in readiness for our flight to LAX. We were due to fly to Heathrow early next morning and we find this is the best way to do it. Not so this year as I had hardly any sleep due to the bed not fitting in with my body requirements.
Bog-eyed, and far from beautiful, I arrived at Manchester Airport at 4.45 and had to sit around waiting for my assisted travel until well gone 5. Then it was up to the Executive Lounge for some delicious toast and coffee and a leisurely hour or so until it was time to make our way to the departure gate.
In no time at all, after a bacon and egg baguette, we were in London, the capital city. What a busy airport. Here I got a ride in one of those buggy things, was amazed at how people just walk out in front of it as it zips along, and eventually we entered the bowels of the airport on our way to our terminal. Late! Through no fault of ours but from some woman holding us up by arguing with the driver and being quite offensive about her mother not being able to sit in the buggy. So!! Walk!!
Our driver got us swiftly through and we were soon on the aircraft and settled in our seats and meeting with the delightful Stuart who was to be our designated steward (is that what they call them these days) for the eleven hour flight. What a delight he was, his parents live in Lytham (an hour away from where we live by car), they used to have a fish and ship shop near to the school I first taught in, then they lived not too far from where we live now - we were almost related in the first 15 minutes or so.
Consequently he looked after us and chatted about where he had been on his various flights, where he was off to next, what celebrities he had met and helped the journey pass quicker than normal. What with Stuart and the films (I watched Hangover II; One Day (think I have seen something like this before - same ending anyway) and The Debt (great film, can recommend) and the delicious food (yes, I am sincere about that), the next eleven hours were a doddle.
Lunch:
Starter - red cabbage, cranberry and date coleslaw served with a roll - "deelicious!" And real cutlery, real napkin.
Main - my choice - Seared fillet of Herefordshire beef with a Parmesan crust served with celeriac dauphinoise and savoy cabbage (there were carrots in too) - again "deelicious!"
(Chas had the Roasted breast of corn-fed chicken with bread sauce, rich chicken jus, roasted root vegetables and sauteed Jerusalem artichokes) He said it was "deelicious!"
Dessert -
Stuart told us to watch out for this as two people on the other side had already eaten theirs and asked if there were more to be had - Chocolate and caramel mousse.
Afternoon Tea: Cheese and roasted pepper mayonnaise, and a Chicken Ceasar sandwich, muffin.
All that coupled with all the Twix, Mars, Shortbread, Crisps (Chips to those in America), wine, juice, soda, tea, coffee you could eat really did make flying a pleasure (and a mammoth eating task). Diet begins when I get home!
Some of you will have read that Mr Beckham and his two boys were on the flight and he actually brushed past me on his way back from the loo.
When the plane landed at LAX I had to wait for my assisted travel so Stuart took the opportunity to let us have a look around the First Class section. Oh heck! Gonna start doing the lottery. OK so the seats are kind of tub like with push buttons to recline etc, each having its own individual little light, blinds that were coloured blue when we were there (they change colour apparently) that are kind of projected on to a screen rather than being physical blinds if you can follow that - again touch button controls. Huge tray for food and the seats kind of move so that if you are a couple you can dine together. Big screen for the movies (about 17" I guess) and a fab toilet bag of toiletries. That's all I can remember about it as I was a bit gob-smacked.
Anyway, my wheelchair arrives (reasons for assisted travel is to do with my breathing - I thought I was going to die last year in LAX so have had it ever since - I really cannot do those long walks with my painful hips either) and I am taken to passport control, fast lane - and then the trouble begins! This is my ninth trip at this time of year to CHA so it is all on record - this time my fingerprints caused a problem. You don't ask questions! If the man says you go somewhere, you go.
Chas was sent off to get the luggage and told I would be at the other end of the arrivals hall. I was taken to this big lady sat at a table and my passport was handed over and I was then taken into this room with chairs set out like a waiting room and at the end a row of four or five desks with officials sat behind. All is deathly quiet .. and a big notice says ... Admissibility Review. There are people, like me, sat in front of all the desks.
After what seemed like an age this young lady gets up and takes my passport from where it has been placed and disappears into another room. The clock ticks on. My assisted travel lady tells me she will be back in a minute and disappears. No sign of Chas, but I know he won't get past the lady on the front desk. My mind starts to wander. I know how to get to the pick up point for Mary but as I have no mobile/cell phone have not a clue how to ring her, or how to get in touch with Chas. I have some dollars in my purse so if it comes to hey lads hey I can get to Mary. What on earth I thought had happened to Chas and why he wouldn't be waiting for me I don't know. Guess in a scary situation the mind plays tricks.
At last, the young lady appears and calls me over - everything is fine and she has a beautiful smile so I don't feel too bad for the experience. Just in case you think I am exaggerating on the time span - it took 1 hour 20 minutes from getting off the aircraft to getting to the door of Tom Bradley airport. And all because my fingerprint did not register correctly - bet it was when I hit it against the ceiling at the hotel in Manchester.
Then it is on the bus to Van Nuys and in no time at all I am hugging my lovely friend Mary. It is always so good to see her. Got a bit of a shock though as she has lost loads of weight (think she has given it to me) so it just shows how much she has gone through since we were here last year when she fell and broke her kneecap. Oh it was good to see her and our next stop too. El Presidente! But they no longer do Happy Hour like they used to but what the heck, they do have Happy Hour prices and the Margarita's go down a treat. A selection of Appetizers and some Jalapeno things later and we were ready to hit the road home.
Struggled to stay awake but made it until 10 pm CA time but then waking early morning, sleep, waking again and finally getting up at 3 am to go on the internet for a couple of hours. Oh what a pain this jet lag is.
ps it's Friday the 13th and guess what we woke up to? A little Quake. 2.6 on the scale and the epi-centre just above where we are. Ooer!